ALL ABOUT THE BRAN FLAKES
"
Oh what a dreary existence we all live in", you think to yourself as you pour your fifth cup of coffee. Yes, sometimes life can seem dreary — especially when all those people on television seem to be having such a good time. We all know that putting on a record or listening to the radio can dissipate those dreary emotions all so well. Let's do that now. Together.
Smile. Happy. Fun. Kitty. Pillow. Cloud. Love. Eraser? Take these words in and contemplate on them. The Bran Flakes can help you remember them through the power of song. A lot of horse-crockery? Heavens NO! The Bran Flakes are ready to turn that frown upside down, put a beat in your step, and a twinkle in your eye.
All of our songs are love songs. Tender, bitter, joyous, sad — all love songs — and like all of the love songs ever written they seem no different then what one might hear while kissing that special loved one on that special night long long ago. You will be enchanted as you hear the strands of fiber caressing your electronics and pouring out layers of love. Let the music take you away to a gentle rain forest where nothing bites. Express your feelings. Let the music dry those tears away. It's okay for all of us to cry now and then. There's an emotion tucked away in every song for you. The Bran Flakes will be that big shoulder you need to let it all out.
We are very happy that you took the time to read this far. Some people never make it past the first paragraph. Let's laugh at those people now. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. We hope our music brings you smiles and dreams of happy things!
Please feel free to click anywhere on this website, anywhere your little heart desires. But please never - and we mean never - click
here. Thank you.
THE MUSIC MACHINE
OTIS FODDER
location: Wonderland
birthdate: May 7th
favorite color: Snow
favorite pastime: Sitting
turn-ons: Light switches
turn-offs: Light switches
Otis can also be found at:
www.otisfodder.com
MILDRED PITT
location: Funland 5
birthdate: December 18th
favorite color: Dorito
favorite pastime: Knuckle-Ball
turn-ons: Knick-Knacks
turn-offs: Chipper shirts
Mildred can also be found at:
www.libsci.com
www.twiztwiz.com
THE LIVE EXPERIENCE
SUSAN DELINT
location: Under the Big Top
birthdate: April 1st
favorite color: Coffee Stain
favorite pastime: BALLOONS!!!!
turn-ons: Big squeaky shoes
turn-offs: Astro-turf
Susan can also be found at:
www.libsci.com
myspace.com/plogomusic
TH'G'RD'N'R
location: Underground
birthdate: 700,002,008 years ago
favorite color: Yellowy green
favorite pastime: Up, up!
turn-ons: Sunlight
turn-offs: Sting
Th'G'Rd'N'R can also be found at:
www.libsci.com
www.themelodyunit.com
THE FAMILY JULES
location: Seattle, WA by way of Washington, DC
birthdate: March 23
favorite color: Seafoam green
favorite pastime: America's Next Top Model
turn-ons: PS1 MoMA, Cadbury Creme Eggs, kittens, puppies
turn-offs: The smell of microwaved Brussels Sprouts
The Family Jules can also be found at:
www.juliealpert.com
JO FREEDOM
location: America
favorite color: pink
favorite pastime: high kicks
turn-ons: Fosse, Twyla
turn-offs: contact improv, shinsplints
Jo Freedom can also be found at:
www.marxiano.com
INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAMCAKE
location: Seattle, WA
birthdate: August 5th
favorite color: Shiny
favorite pastime: gluegunning
turn-ons: Burritos, marine life
turn-offs: Stiltwalking, mayonnaise
ALUMNI
CLAM BAM
location: Behind You!
birthdate: November 6th
favorite color: Red
favorite pastime: Making Noise
turn-ons: Power Surges
turn-offs: Power Outages
????????
location: The Coop
birthdate: October 31st
favorite color: Blinding Yellow
favorite pastime: Shedding
turn-ons: Lap Dances
turn-offs: Chicken Noodle Soup
PSYCHO
location: Windy City
birthdate: Flag Day
favorite color: Silver
favorite pastime: Yeah right
turn-ons: Algebra
turn-offs: I mean come on!
CECIL CUDPUCKER
location: Earth
birthdate: Yesterday
favorite color: Bananas Dood!
favorite pastime: Kicking Humans
turn-ons: The Stove
turn-offs: The Lights
Cecil can also be found at:
www.supergeekleague.com