Otis Fodder
otis@thebranflakes.com

Otis likes wearing purple heads while creating fiber-fun-tastic tunes. When not doing this he is thinking about you and hoping you are doing wonderfully.

location : Toronto, Ontario, Canada
birthdate : May 7
astro sign : Taurus
eye color : Raindrop
favorite color : Snow
favorite pastime : Listening to Records
turn-ons : Light Switches
turn-offs : Light Switches

other places on the web to find Otis :
http://www.otisfodder.com

 

Mildred Pitt
mildred@thebranflakes.com

Mildred enjoys examining the scratches on records for hidden information. When not doing this he is constantly pacing back and forth.

location : Funland, WA
birthdate : December 18th
astro sign : Mouse
eye color : Purple
favorite color : Dorito
favorite pastime : Knuckle-Ball
turn-ons : Knick-Knacks
turn-offs : Chipper Shirts

other places on the web to find Mildred :
http://www.libsci.com
http://www.ihateyoursuv.com

 

Susan DeLint
susan@thebranflakes.com

To most people's amazement Susan is out of the hospital and doing well. In addition the prosthetic kneecaps have opened up a whole new world of sight gag possibilities.

location : Under the Big Top, WA
birthdate : April 1st
astro sign : Clown
eye color : Brown
favorite color : Coffee Stain
favorite pastime : Tying balloons into funny shapes
turn-ons : Big, squeaky shoes
turnoffs : Astro-turf

other places on the web to find Susan :
http://www.kookclub.com
http://www.cbarnebey.com

 

Psycho
psycho@thebranflakes.com

Like, Psycho enjoys almost everything, yeah right. And also, he enjoys the pursuit of the worlds most exotic woman, I mean come on. Weekdays, he can be found from 9 AM to 5PM working from home on the business plan - you do the math.

location : Windy City
birthdate : Flag Day
astro sign : Gemini
eye color : Dollar Signs
favorite color : Silver
favorite pastime : Yeah right
turn-ons : Algebra
turnoffs : I mean come on!

other places on the web to find Psycho :
http://www.partywebsite2004.com
http://www.kookclub.com

 

Cecil Fudpucker
cecil@thebranflakes.com

Cecilcudpucker eats, shits, sleeps, breathes, dances, fucks and farts loudly.

location : Earth
birthdate : Yesterday
astro sign : Astro Glide
eye color : No Eyes
favorite color : Bananas Dood !
favorite passtime : Kicking Humans
turn ons : The Stove
turn offs : The Lights

other places on the web to find Cecil :
http://www.kookclub.com

 

Clam Bam
clambam@thebranflakes.com

location : Bangladesh
birthdate : November 6
astro sign : Scorpio
eye color : Yellow
favorite color : Red
favorite pastime : Making Noise
turn-ons : Power Surges
turnoffs : Power Outages

 

Topaz
topaz@thebranflakes.com

Topaz is never without a smile. Long time best friends with Clam Bam he attends every Bran Flakes show. Next show say hello to Topaz and don't be surprised when he compliments you on your outfit.

location : Behind You
birthdate : January 23
astro sign : Aquarius
eye color : Black
favorite color : Blue
favorite pastime : Collecting Dust
turn-ons : Hugs
turnoffs : Eating