ALL ABOUT THE BRAN FLAKES


"Oh what a dreary existence we all live in", you think to yourself as you pour your fifth cup of coffee. Yes, sometimes life can seem dreary — especially when all those people on television seem to be having such a good time. We all know that putting on a record or listening to the radio can dissipate those dreary emotions all so well. Let's do that now. Together.

Smile. Happy. Fun. Kitty. Pillow. Cloud. Love. Eraser? Take these words in and contemplate on them. The Bran Flakes can help you remember them through the power of song. A lot of horse-crockery? Heavens NO! The Bran Flakes are ready to turn that frown upside down, put a beat in your step, and a twinkle in your eye.

All of our songs are love songs. Tender, bitter, joyous, sad — all love songs — and like all of the love songs ever written they seem no different then what one might hear while kissing that special loved one on that special night long long ago. You will be enchanted as you hear the strands of fiber caressing your electronics and pouring out layers of love. Let the music take you away to a gentle rain forest where nothing bites. Express your feelings. Let the music dry those tears away. It's okay for all of us to cry now and then. There's an emotion tucked away in every song for you. The Bran Flakes will be that big shoulder you need to let it all out.

We are very happy that you took the time to read this far. Some people never make it past the first paragraph. Let's laugh at those people now. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. We hope our music brings you smiles and dreams of happy things!

Please feel free to click anywhere on this website, anywhere your little heart desires. But please never - and we mean never - click here. Thank you.



THE MUSIC MACHINE

OTIS FODDER


location: Wonderland
birthdate: May 7th
favorite color: Snow
favorite pastime: Sitting
turn-ons: Light switches
turn-offs: Light switches



Otis can also be found at:
www.otisfodder.com

MILDRED PITT


location: Funland 5
birthdate: December 18th
favorite color: Dorito
favorite pastime: Knuckle-Ball
turn-ons: Knick-Knacks
turn-offs: Chipper shirts



Mildred can also be found at:
www.libsci.com
www.twiztwiz.com

THE LIVE EXPERIENCE

SUSAN DELINT


location: Under the Big Top
birthdate: April 1st
favorite color: Coffee Stain
favorite pastime: BALLOONS!!!!
turn-ons: Big squeaky shoes
turn-offs: Astro-turf



Susan can also be found at:
www.libsci.com
myspace.com/plogomusic

TH'G'RD'N'R


location: Underground
birthdate: 700,002,008 years ago
favorite color: Yellowy green
favorite pastime: Up, up!
turn-ons: Sunlight
turn-offs: Sting



Th'G'Rd'N'R can also be found at:
www.libsci.com
www.themelodyunit.com

THE FAMILY JULES


location: Seattle, WA by way of Washington, DC
birthdate: March 23
favorite color: Seafoam green
favorite pastime: America's Next Top Model
turn-ons: PS1 MoMA, Cadbury Creme Eggs, kittens, puppies
turn-offs: The smell of microwaved Brussels Sprouts

The Family Jules can also be found at:
www.juliealpert.com

JO FREEDOM


location: America
favorite color: pink
favorite pastime: high kicks
turn-ons: Fosse, Twyla
turn-offs: contact improv, shinsplints

Jo Freedom can also be found at:
www.marxiano.com

INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PAMCAKE


location: Seattle, WA
birthdate: August 5th
favorite color: Shiny
favorite pastime: gluegunning
turn-ons: Burritos, marine life
turn-offs: Stiltwalking, mayonnaise

ALUMNI

CLAM BAM


location: Behind You!
birthdate: November 6th
favorite color: Red
favorite pastime: Making Noise
turn-ons: Power Surges
turn-offs: Power Outages

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location: The Coop
birthdate: October 31st
favorite color: Blinding Yellow
favorite pastime: Shedding
turn-ons: Lap Dances
turn-offs: Chicken Noodle Soup

PSYCHO


location: Windy City
birthdate: Flag Day
favorite color: Silver
favorite pastime: Yeah right
turn-ons: Algebra
turn-offs: I mean come on!

CECIL CUDPUCKER


location: Earth
birthdate: Yesterday
favorite color: Bananas Dood!
favorite pastime: Kicking Humans
turn-ons: The Stove
turn-offs: The Lights

Cecil can also be found at:
www.supergeekleague.com