Look, if you arrived here you obviously won't listen
to such obvious phrases such as, "Do not click here"

This area is dangerous, and not intended for the general public.
There are things here that might ruin your happy web surfing experience.

The Bran Flakes wish only the best for you
so we warn you again to leave this area.

However, we also believe in freedom of choice,
so click the sad face to enter
or click the happy face to go away.

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